Monday, July 25, 2011

My life.... or what ever you call this

My name is Stephani Marie. Ha, you thought youd get a full name? Ahhh-no. Im a freshman starting next month, and yes, I AM FUCKING SCARED!!! But anyways.... i have 9 sibling all together. No mommy and daddy didnt have 9 kids, or adopt out of the anus like angalena jolie and brad pit. my mom had me with my dad, and my half bro with his dad, and 3 more girls with there dad who already had 2 kids from different moms each. my dad on the other hand has 2 other kids with 2 different moms and is married to the 1st baby momma who has a girl. ages vary from 19-9 weeks. yeeaaaaahhh. oh and my dads a crack hoe. fml right? im not your average teen that hoes around, no. ive had 4 bfs, and all of them where capital G-gay. one was literally! hahahah. there was Jake in 4th grade, Sam in 8th, Brandon in 8th, And Gage in 8th. jake cheated,(4th grade hoes!), Sam was a dick, Brandon was bi, and Gage cheated and is currently datin my bestfriend. its their monthaversary. YAY...... moving on. Jake was 6 months, Sam was 1 week and 3 days, brandon was 1 week and 4 days, and gage was a shocking 2 months i think? i dont give a facckkk. blaaaaaaaah. oh and ive only ever kissed a guy. wait nope made out with a stranger! forgot about that! hahaha thats my one hoey move. besides the fact of drinking that on time and hangin with guys alll the time hahahahahaha. fun life at night. but anyways my best friend gets me through everything. shes my rock Cierra logan. LOVE HER TO DEATH. shes my other half. ahhhh, speaking of her, i gotta go make her a sandwich! shes got me whipped. bye bye for now!

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