Its Me... Plan and Simple

Hello ladies and gentlemen. Bros and Hoes. Chicks and dicks. I am utterly me. Plan and simple. But that's right. You dont know "me". Well, neither do I. So lets learn together. Deal? Whatever, you came to my blog, you dont have a choice. Unless you deside to get of your lazy ass and go accomplish something in your life which i highly doubt is not going to happen so, gooooooo ahead. Read to your hearts content. But dont be surprised by anything, i mean aaannnyyythiiinnnggg, on here. Im pretty fucking crazy. Sooooo shall we begin?